"HEY! I'll get the....."
"Why would you put that there? It looks so real."
"What? What are you...."
Looking down.
"OH MY GOSH!"
*Slams door in neighbor's face*
"RUN! It's not fake!"
She ran across the street.
I grabbed my camera, and went outside through the garage.
I grabbed my camera, and went outside through the garage.
Then there was a little drama that involved two mamas,
one husband, a host of neighborhood kids,
a shovel and a bee-bee gun.
And that's the story of the day I had a baby rattlesnake on my doorstep.
Now I really need to go finish making dinner!
For more desert creature features involving the same wooden cross and my doorstep,
be sure to check out Frank, Fred, and Fran.
Yup, you make snow look pretty good. I'll stay in NH.
ReplyDeleteI second Colleen! YIKES!
ReplyDeleteEeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkK
ReplyDeleteOh wow!!! I would have freaked!!! We've had snakes before in our yard and on our patio...but just small king snakes. Yikes!!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm starting to re-think a visit to my brother in AZ! Didn't you just have coyotes a week or so ago??
ReplyDeleteThat well deserves an OMG! You are way braver than I am to have gone outside for photos. I have freaked out just finding a harmless little lizard in my house.
ReplyDeleteAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI've only found scorpions since living here. No rattlers yet.
Yikes!
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I'll trade the snow for a snake!!! ;)
eeek...seriously that's all I've got!
ReplyDeletewhy oh why did i read this just before going to bed? EEeeeekkkk!
ReplyDeleteCan I just say . . . .Aaaaaahhhhhhhm, you are going to give me NIGHTMARES!!!!!! (But I still love you to pieces . . . . )
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